I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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