White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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