so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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