I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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