You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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