I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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