Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just had sex on a roof
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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