Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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