so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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