somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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