First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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