Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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