the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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