Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
honey bunches of taint.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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