it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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