dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
whose parrot is this?
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