am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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