Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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