so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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