i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
