I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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