No awkward lesbian experiences without me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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