your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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