Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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