ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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