your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
