I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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