Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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