We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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