Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish you could order shots online.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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