Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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