Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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