I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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