Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
