the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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