I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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