I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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