you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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