This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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