Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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