Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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