Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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