anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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