Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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