At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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