he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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