Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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