Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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