i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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