Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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