I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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