im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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