That's intense
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize