i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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