It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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