last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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