wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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